Funny Coffee Quotes Sayings
Funny Coffee Quotes Sayings
Some of the funny quotes and sayings?
If you can count your money, you do not have a trillion dollars. Women can fake orgasms. But Men can fake a whole relationship. If you are going through hell, keep going. Some cause happiness wherever they go, and others when they leave. Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately supply not enough blood to run both at the same time. This is not right, this is still not bad. I worship the quicksand he walks in. We are not retreating – we are moving in another direction. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? When life gives you lemons, squirt in the eyes of your enemy. (dama) "Mr. Chrurchill, If you were my husband, I poison your coffee! "(Churchill)" Lady, if you were my wife, I drink! "
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Funny Coffee Quotes Sayings
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